8 Tweets that are Uptown AF
Uptown is the hottest neighborhood in Dallas right now. Everyone wants to live here, and we totally understand why. Here are 10 tweets that are SO totally Uptown.
Living just down the street from (or even above!) Whole Foods has made a monster out of us. What do you mean your toothpaste isn’t organic, locally sourced, and filtered? It’s okay, we love and hate ourselves, too.
This is the typical remedy for a breakup or a too-long single spell: a night out in Uptown. You may start off with your life together at Clutch, but by the time you cross the doors of 6th Street, you’re texting your ex all the words to Lemonade. #BOYBYE. It’s okay, the only thing you need to commit to in Uptown is brunch; hot and reliable, yum.
We wish Uptown rent was $800! But come on, we know that there is a lot of temptation in Uptown. West Village is the best and worst place to just stroll around. You end up with a belly full of food you shouldn’t have eaten, tickets to a movie you’ve never even heard of, and a bag full of green juice and candles from some boutique. Maybe we need to add a “green juice” section to our expenses.
Living by Mutts Cantina is one of our favorite perks about living in Uptown! You can have a drink while your dog makes new furry friends! Besides, a cold beer may be what you need when you’re absolutely sure that dude’s “exotic” dog is really just a fat chihuahua with an underbite.
It’s a sad time for Cowboys Nation, but you know there’s still gonna be a raging turn out at Nodding Donkey for the Superbowl. Uptown is the hottest neighborhood in Dallas right now, but when February 5th rolls around, we aren’t here to socialize.
We are SO excited for Soul Cycle to open in Uptown. If you haven’t tried cycling, don’t knock it until you’ve had your ass handed to you by an impossibly upbeat instructor. This is a nice reprieve from your regular Katy Trail run (going once a year is still “regular,” don’t worry). Just make sure that JLaw knows that the real Hunger Games is you fighting for your favorite bike.
Summer bodies are made in the winter, and Uptown is where you’ll want to show off when the weather warms up! I mean, Sisu pool parties are just as much of a staple summer as 100-degree weather. But then again, dad bods are sorta in. Yeah, let’s put down the carrots and pick up the french fries.
Brunch ain’t messing around in Uptown. Don’t even bother if you can’t handle several carafes of mimosas and consuming more french toast than the entirety of Paris. Our fav spots are Common Table and Public School 214. Come catch us and we can binge on some bacon sriracha tots.
We LOVE Uptown, and if you do, too, shoot us a call or text at 214-586-0519 and we’ll find you your perfect digs!